Get Off Our Ass

Thank you God… for the death of, no not Teddy Kennedy… but of Cash4Clunkers.

I know, I know… $4500 for your piece of crap car. It’s like free money from all of those Washington DC politicians. I know… it sounds like a great deal…

… if you’re a thief.

Ohhh… Did I just call all of you bums that took $4500 from the government for your piece of crap cars thieves???

Yes I did. Not only are you a thief, but you’re stealing from kids for the most part. It’s not like your stealing candy from the kids… you’re stealing $4500, and that’s before interest.

You see… you filthy stinking rotting thieves… those great government politicians that you think just gave you that $4500 didn’t earn that money, as a matter of fact that money hasn’t even been earned by anyone yet. We’re putting all of that cash on Uncle Sam’s credit card… aka China. Tax Cheat Timothy Geithner is selling United States Treasury Bonds… mainly to countries like China… and he’s selling billions of dollars worth at a time , and that’s where the money is coming from for that piece of crap hybrid you just bought.

Now, in 10-20-30 years when those bonds mature and China asks for the cash… you know who is going to have to pay for it??? Not you… not the thieves that drove off the lot all happy with their new hybrids… Our Children are going to have to pay for it.

Now, they didn’t get a vote. They don’t get a vote for Cah4Clunkers, Cap’n’Trade, National Healthcare, TARP, Bailouts Government Motors… or anything else that we’re charging up on the ol’ credit card that they’ll have to pay off.

Now… just as an amusing side note… the $4500 that you just took from our kids without their permission… well, that’s about how much that piece of crap hybrid depreciated as soon as you drove it off the lot.

And by the time our kids are driving… that piece of crap plastic car you just bought won’t be worth $4500. Technology will advance enough over the next few years to make that piece of crap you bought worthless by the time our kids earn enough to pay $4500 in taxes.

So… next time you’re walking down the street, and you pass a school or a play ground, the least you could do is go up to one of those kids that didn’t get a say in it and tell them thank you.

Just don’t try it with any of my kids, they’ll probably kick you in the nuts… you stinking thief.